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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 16:09)
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I quite like Coldplay

Whew, it's a relief to finally get that off my chest.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:35, 33 replies)
For real?

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:30, closed)
You disgust me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:33, closed)
Shitting christ

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:35, closed)
I hope you get Lou Gehrig's disease

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:41, closed)
Worse than Savile.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:41, closed)
Worse than at least four Saviles and a Hitler, I'd say.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:49, closed)
Mate, not even in the same league as people who like Mumford and Sons.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:40, closed)
Who, Savile?
I hear ya brah.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:02, closed)
I liked that song they did.
And then they did it again and again and again and called it an album and then again and again and called it a career and then they died.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:15, closed)
Hang on ... am I thinking of Fleet Foxes?
Or ... you know ... that other one?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:19, closed)
I've heard they shit in each other's mouths before going on stage.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:22, closed)
They've just leapt up in my estimation.
Are they touring?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:24, closed)
They're OK
They're just a bit beige, though.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:42, closed)
I never really understood
how one could either like or dislike Coldplay. They're like tap water: how can you nurture any strong preference about something that so epitomises blandness?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:52, closed)
I hope you get face AIDS

(McChinaman banned, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:08, closed)
Meh.
James Blunt says it better.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:33, closed)
At least its not Sigur Rós
Who sound "like Coldplay doing a Gregorian Chant" according to the Crosswit.
(TimChuma, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:25, closed)
You are the worst person on the entire planet.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:03, closed)
down with this sort of thing
I am clicking the fuck out of this so it will remain forever on your profile page ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:37, closed)
I hope Chris Martin comes round to your house
kills your dog, finishes the milk and then shits in your cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:14, closed)
They've written some OK songs but they're a bit bland.
My favourite thing about them is how they make dreary people pretend to be indignant in an effort to seem cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:06, closed)
I'd forgotten about them until now.
Boring boring boring easy targets for imagination vacuums. Ditto Muse.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:12, closed)
I hated that obvious target before you hated that obvious target.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:14, closed)
yeah, well Bono is smug and U2 are boring.
I'm so edgy.

DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:50, closed)
and Editors are boring
And White Lies are worse.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 7:04, closed)
And you are worse than all of them put together.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:03, closed)
Tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 18:31, closed)
Nowt wrong with that
I do myself. Irk the purists!

The problem comes if you ONLY like Coldplay.

And at least they're not Razorlight, the WORST band EVER to exist.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:00, closed)
Apart from Rolo Tomassi.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:08, closed)
oh man, i love rolo tomassi

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:14, closed)
Is that foreplay but with stiffs?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:36, closed)
If your foreplay doesn't involve stiffs then you're DOIN IT RONG

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:19, closed)

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