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There's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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I can't take pleasure in the physical suffering of others.
It is, however, fucking hilarious when people get riled up and angry because ZOMG! SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING MEAN TO ME ON THE INTERNET. Admit it: nothing is more amusing than watching an idiot flounder online.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:02, 17 replies)

This no place for those with feelings, it's true.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:08, closed)
I have feelings.
I just make sure I bury them deep down inside of me when I'm on here.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:09, closed)
I have feelings.
I'm just not a fucking emo.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:12, closed)
I have feelings
But my ego is not so fragile that I have to be right or adored at all times on the internet.
I'd like to think I can take a bit of stick, because it doesn't bloody matter!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:14, closed)
I have breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:15, closed)
Holy Mother of God, etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:19, closed)
I have feelings
when I look at breasts.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:13, closed)
*awaits broadsword*

(TheColonel, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:08, closed)

Ääääh

Ich mag Brüste!

Goes back hiding under stone
(bloody kraut, a ...ach, there is not enough fluffeh 'ere, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 15:26, closed)
I often catch this on /talk
for genuine belly laughs
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:10, closed)
What about a kitten trying to jump onto a table that's got a cloth on it
Grabbing the cloth, and sliding off, landing with a soft flump, buried under the cloth?

I'd say that would be funnier than watching someone get upset by opinions on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:33, closed)
if you're soft in the head
and like kittens.
Do you watch "Planet's Funniest Animals" by any chance? If so, why?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:35, closed)
Ah. You would appear to be the angry, insulting type.
OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:42, closed)

What an awful person.
(DestinationUnknown, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 17:53, closed)
I think I need a lie down
as I misread opinions as onions.

I for one have never been upset about onions, internet or otherwise.
(nonstopdancer, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:50, closed)
^I also saw onions.
It must be something they put in the water.
(TheColonel, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:09, closed)
"Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics.
Even if you win, you're still retarded."
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:39, closed)

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