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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter

(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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ransomed, healed, restored, forgiven.

(, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:02, 15 replies)
Is it?
"All the things janet wishes to be by those closest to her."?
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 4:47, closed)
Might
be talking about her vagina.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:43, closed)
You cunt!
You actually made me think about janet's vagina.
FFS!
*shudder*
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:50, closed)

I heard that it has dreadlocks, and looks like the Predator yawning.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:37, closed)
Predator yawning
When he has a bad head cold
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:39, closed)

...well, guess I'll be skipping lunch.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:41, closed)
Skipping lunch
in order to wank yourself blind in the toilets?
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:21, closed)

it;s a goos jov i can touch-ryoe
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:13, closed)
sounds like a normal lunch break

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:13, closed)
So, it was you who took my shoes!

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:52, closed)
You forgot Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder, and Blitzen

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:21, closed)
Marmalade,
wheelbarrow.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:38, closed)
crucified, nailed, laid, raised
So there.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 10:51, closed)
Swing it, shake it, move it, make it.

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:44, closed)
Sinking, draining, drowning, bleeding, dead.

(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:20, closed)

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