Pearoast from back in the good 'ol days
i was once invited to some drinks with some of the senior folk from work. They decided to bring along some potential new clients too. All the drinks were paid for etc.

Anyway, one of the clients starts telling dirty jokes, everyone is laughing at them so he ups the anti - with each joke dirtier than the last.

There we were standing in a circle in our suits, about 8 of us. We were now up to the level of paraplegics being spaffed in the face, when i decide to tell a joke.

Every one hushed- even saying stuff like - "hey DAN has got a joke, shhh, lets hear it, it can't be dirtier than the last, no way"

so I begin.

MAn in a bar says to another man, "I can have any girl in here if I want"
"really ?" says the second man "hows that?"

"because im a rapist"

At that point there was noises of "oooohhh" and "ooooof" at that point everyone decided that they either needed the toilet, needed to make an urgent phone call, or get another pint.

I stood there as the circle dispanded with the look of WTF strewn across my face.

Wasnt invited on any more drinks nights.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 19 May 2016, 15:20, 13 replies)

Not sure I understand how a joke about rape is worse than a joke about sexually assaulting paraplegics

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 May 2016, 15:58, closed)

it's because of his reputation
b3ta.com/questions/footinmouthtwo/post1709538#post1709541
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 May 2016, 16:22, closed)

Well that explains it then.
Although it doesn't explain why they invited a notorious sex offender on a drinks night in the first place.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 May 2016, 16:57, closed)

Fucking hell.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 May 2016, 20:08, closed)

thats going to haunt me forever

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 19 May 2016, 22:55, closed)

haha, "crocodile like creatures"

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 May 2016, 17:59, closed)

I suppose
Because one was said by the important client, and the other wasn't
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 19 May 2016, 16:35, closed)

It doesn't say anything about sexually assulting paraplegics,
just one getting spaffed in the face. I assume it's because rape is rape and spaffing in a paraplegics face is just something that might happen while having consensual sex with a paraplegic.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 19 May 2016, 19:55, closed)

I think that unfortunately you misunderstood the rules of the game
you thought the rule was, 'tell a joke in the worst possible taste'
whereas the rule was actually, 'allow the important client to 'win' at telling jokes.' that's why you weren't invited again
( vladimir, Thu 19 May 2016, 21:56, closed)

^

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 May 2016, 21:57, closed)

you have a rapier-like wit

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 20 May 2016, 1:42, closed)