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Freddie Woo tells us: Despite being a well rounded modern man I think women are best off getting married and having a few kids else they'll be absolutely miserable come middle age.

What views do you have that are probably sexist that you believe are true?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:23)
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Birds are hypocrites
For example: If I went for a pee and didn't wash my hands afterwards you'd say "that's disgusting" yet you'd quite happily put it in your mouth. For the first couple of months.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 10:51, 13 replies)
that's because we assume
you've washed it first.

please do not disillusion us!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:03, closed)
Well there are those times ya know...
when you went out in a rush and forgot about, erm, washing....
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:42, closed)
Course we do...
*buys shares in mouthwash manufacturer*
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 13:14, closed)
"oh go on love"
"I even washed it with a flannel!"

nothing works better.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 15:05, closed)
Did I used to be
married to you?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:48, closed)
months?

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 12:15, closed)
Why would I want to put your hand in my mouth?

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Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 18:13, closed)
cos
it tastes of fucking chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:52, closed)
As I remind every female friend who comments on this
of all the parts of my body I look after my penis the most. I should really b washing my penis after touching it with my filthy hands!
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 18:31, closed)
Any man who handles nasty chemicals (or Chilli)
Will always wash his hands before going the toilet.

The phrase "Swells up to the size of a can of coke" is what needs to be borne in mind here
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 18:29, closed)
Mmmm, really?
I'll buy him some!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:49, closed)
I should add
Swells up to the size of a can of coke, but can't bear anyone coming within 3 feet of it.....
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:04, closed)

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