Toilets...
I employ an entirely female staff of 15 individuals. They are mostly younger ladies ranging from 16 to 24. One of them is responsible for the the cleaning of the bathrooms and kitchen area. This person continually moans about the state of the ladies toilet areas. She is also quite complimentary about the state of the mens toilet area (shared by one other employer). It cant simply be the fact that I am a toilet obsessive or even that there is increased load on the other areas. They dont even change the toilet roll when it runs out (this happens at home as well). They cant even replace hand towel rolls when they run out (I have 15 hand towel dispensers in my building (there are good reasons for this)).

Plus... My wife self-confessedly does not know where the bins are and fills the kitchen bin to overflowing swearing that it has "more room" when it quite patently needed emptying a long time before.

And... I employed a female cleaner at home but had to sack her as she had no idea how to clean a toilet to the standard I required. I complained to the owner of the agency but nothing worked and she just had to go. I now clean the bathrooms (for someone who earns in excess of 100K this would seem odd, but it suits me).
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:39, 15 replies)

I hope you wash your hands before eating that croissant

( rofl harris, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 13:15, closed)

With you
On Ladies' loos.. I've done loads of bar work down the years and the Ladies' always ended up in a shocking state, the only bad thing the blokes ever did was fail to piss straight. Bless 'em...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:02, closed)

I employ an entirely female staff of 15 individuals. They are mostly younger ladies ranging from 16 to 24. One of them is responsible for the the cleaning of the bathrooms and kitchen area. This person continually moans about the state of the ladies toilet areas. She is also quite complimentary about the state of the mens toilet area (shared by one other employer). It cant simply be the fact that I am a toilet obsessive or even that there is increased load on the other areas. They dont even change the toilet roll when it runs out (this happens at home as well). They cant even replace hand towel rolls when they run out (I have 15 hand towel dispensers in my building (there are good reasons for this)).

Plus... My wife self-confessedly does not know where the bins are and fills the kitchen bin to overflowing swearing that it has "more room" when it quite patently needed emptying a long time before.

And... I employed a female cleaner at home but had to sack her as she had no idea how to clean a toilet to the standard I required. I complained to the owner of the agency but nothing worked and she just had to go. I now clean the bathrooms (for someone who earns in excess of 100K this would seem odd, but it suits me).
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:21, closed)

And
I work less than 3 days a week (on average)
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:29, closed)

Twat!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:30, closed)

And...
...your dad's bigger than mine and you drive a Robin Reliant Turbo and shag all the top models and you've got a PS3 and a Wii and an etch-a-sketch and your willy is so big that it has a fiveskin and you went to Cambridge University and hired a top photographer to take pictures of your willy and are a member of the local country club and spend thousands on golf pro lessons and you need to tell everyone on b3ta about how great you are and you are so rich that you pay someone to shit for you...and and and...(yawn)...

Jackanory...
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:35, closed)

I thought that line was a bit unnecessary also.

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:05, closed)

You run a pornography company.

(Scritty Bakerman., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:53, closed)

How barmy!
Someone as great as you deign to clean your own toilets? Preposterous!
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 19:14, closed)

I know!
What IS the world coming to?
(Sir Clitherington Smythe offers him yourself., Sat 2 Jan 2010, 20:02, closed)

One for the archive!

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 23:04, closed)

your (alleged) wife is clearly with you for your (alleged) cash
and not for your sense of dignity or humble opinions.

I also note that you made no length remark which is compulsory, so (a) you're up your own perfectly clean ring and (b) it's a maggot.

Best go check your toilet quick in case your wife's left a floater- imagine the horror....
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:22, closed)

Ahh...
...but his wife only poops solid gold doo-doo.

Reminds of of the time I was in a pub and purchased a turd that came from the bottom of none other than Kylie Minogue. You could tell it was genuine because it was covered in rainbow glitter.
I will never brush my teeth again.

(Length? Difficult to measure because it was one of those 'Mr Whippy' shapes.)
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:35, closed)

just out of curiosity
How many Honda Accords could ypu buy with that sort of money?
( evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:51, closed)

100k a year?
You could buy loads of accords with that!
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 16:32, closed)