My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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My mammy told meprostitutes were women who sold their bodies.
I was quite a bit older when I worked out they weren't hacking off a limb to flog to someone.
Other people do hack off limbs for them sometimes, though. And flogging is a whole other market.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:03,
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What?No length joke?
I'm disappointed.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:05,
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And
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Don't bring my biscuits into this!(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:21,
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I like floggingbut I prefer it when he uses his belt
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