My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Misconception...I thought she couldn't get pregnant if you pulled out at the last second.
Boy was I wrong.
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HahahaThat's how I came to exist!
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which further goes to reaffirm my beliefthat I am actually infertile.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:40,
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Well then it's hardly a misconception is it?(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:45, closed)
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