My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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My misconceptions1) When I was a kid, I thought willies went in belly buttons.
2) I also thought men had vaginas too, so they could impregnate themselves. I was about 6 when I found out this was not the case.
3) I honestly thought at 13 that men could pee when they were inside you, accidentally, instead of coming.
4) Older, I thought pierced willies would hurt during sex. Oh my god, they do not!
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:05,
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Pierced willies DO hurt during sexBut only if:
a) You're the owner of said willy
b) You haven't given enough time for it to heal
c) Not enough work turning on the missus, or
d) anal without enough lubs (you'd have think I'd learned the first time!)
I now wish to try the balls that get implanted, now I've had my frenum, pubic and dydoes replaced for the second time....
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I think the best sex I ever hadWas with a man with a frenum ladder
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:15,
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.I'm not quite brave enough for that. Plus it would make wanking even more of a pain than it is now (and considering I only have sex every 4-6 weeks, it's a big deal). What I want to know is, which bits does it stimulate? I don't remember reading anything about and erogenous zone there, assuming missionary position. Doggy is obvious. Although, that is why I have two dydoes...
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Well, obviously the gspotBut it's the slight rubbing sensation of all of the inside. Even missionary just stimulates everything. Lovely!
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:23,
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Brilliant.Now you've got me looking up prices for my local friendly pierceress! My girlfriend is going to have a wonderful surprise, and I'll blame it on you!
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hmmFrenum ladder and dydoes sound like proper scientific terms, "yeah, I'm getting my large hadron collider sorted next week, photons are going to be all over the place."
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I would thinkyou'd jingle when you walk....
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Aaaaaaand....... a dydoe is Dydoe is this. I've got two... I might get a third put in with a larger guage so I can have a vibrating tongue bar in...
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Ouch.For someone who's adverse to the idea of getting his ears pierced, just looking at those images starts stirring ghostly pangs of pain in places.
*winces and clutches self*
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WellJust to make it worse.... all the piercings I've mentioned above, they've all gone wrong for one reason or another. I've had each one of them done three times now, and it's mroe painful each time as it's going through scar tissue. Just a happy thought :-)
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Apologies for personal nosiness..Do you have one of those abrabadabras, too? (Can't remember the name)
And are you intact?--does it feel weird having knoblies under your foreskin?
may ignore if question too embarrassing
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no, they don't hurtthey should be made compulsory for all men.
tongue studs, too.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:01,
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AgggghOn the one side, I'm kinda worried about potential interactions with any piercings she may have, how I'd wank, anal sex, and sex without a condom. On the other side, that looks like it'd be really damn hot for the lady, and I do have a bit of a piercing fetish. Hmm. Have to think about this one.
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