My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Mmmmmm......PornI found and watched my first grumbleflick when I was about 10. Two years later in sex education we had a written test at the end of the course, and I scored the highest with 94%. The moral of this story: to prevent misconceptions about sex, expose your children to pornography. Just not too early as you'll get arrested.
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There are some cracking quotes arising out of this QOTW.:D
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:27,
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My first pornographic experienceWas when i typed in a website about combat flight simulator 2 when i was about 9 or 10 but got it slightly wrong
then it kind of hyperlinked to some porn site with some rather wonderfully norkful lasses.
I never did play cfs2 again
i had found my new game :)
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Pretty similar too!Lots of joystick waggling followed by an ejection from the cock[pit].
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:48,
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