French Kissing
When 'French kissing in the USA' by Debbie Harry was in the charts (1986 kids!) no one at my school knew what it meant. We knew it was rude, cos it was a special type of kiss, but that was all.

Until the rumour spread that it was when a woman spread the man's spunk round her mouth, and the man spread the ladies period* round his mouth and then they kissed with open mouths so that they could breathe at each other.

Made perfect sense.



*at this stage, we only knew of one possible fluid that a woman's fanny could make
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:11, 8 replies)

Ahhhh....
the old Rainbow Kiss.
(Shameless, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:20, closed)

i have just googled that
and i feel educated.
repulsed, but educated
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:23, closed)

Well...
I have been to france, and feel that that explanation fits better than the traditional one. Crazy arrogant bastards.
(Overdrive fucking loves you!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:55, closed)

I remember
that.
All these random things that people tell you at school.
I don't believe that anyone has ever done it.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:34, closed)

.
Why did I google that!? Then having read that why did I follow the link on urban dictionary to cleveland steamer.

*shudders*
(Madam Cholet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:44, closed)

this^
exactly this.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 4:22, closed)

a story went round our school
that it happened, but by accident. nothing had seemed out of the ordinary at the time, but when the lights were turned on afterwards, it transpired that Something Had Happened. he saw himself in the mirror with blood all over his face, and then saw her in the bed, also covered in blood, perhaps wondered if he'd gone too far, and fainted.
(threadkiller, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 0:28, closed)

I'll regret this...
*googles cleveland steamer*

*lol!
(suicidalducky has too much time on his hands, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:52, closed)