My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Note to menWhen my boyfriend and I were on study leave for our GCSEs we studied hard for Human Biology.
One thing no one ever told me though was that there are such things a button flies on boxers. This resulted me in nearly snapping the poor boys cock in half trying to get it out.
So fellas. Don't do the buttons up!
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:41,
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we have to do buttons upotherwise our winkies might fall out and zips are evil. Seriously evil.
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O_Osatan made zips for one purpose only, cnut
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why didnt you justtake them off him??? you're that far along anyway, pull them down is easier / quicker / leads to more fun, right?!
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Time was ofthe essence.
The only time both his folks went out was a half hour trip to the supermarket.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:49,
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Half an hour?That's enough time to do it thrice, with a cigarette after each!
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