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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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arrgghh
scissor me timbers
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:52, 1 reply)
I'm scissoring!

(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:54, closed)
And now with diagrams
Only recently did I learn that there's a posh name for scissoring.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 15:04, closed)
And how many people only realised what scissoring was
when the Scissor Sisters came along?


* puts up hand *

* notes own age and thinks he should have known that a couple of decades ago... *
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 17:20, closed)
You're not alone, but...
I know someone who still thinks the "Scissor Sisters" are an all female band, and won't believe that they are mainly gentlemen from the other team...
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:10, closed)
I prefer the Euphemisms
"tribbing", "bumping donuts", "bumping cunts", "clit-clatting", "clam clashing", "pussy grinding", "mashing cookies", "grinding beans", "clam jousting", "touching tacos", "taco bumping" or "bumping fur

Can anybody recommend a cleaner to get coffee off a laptop keyboard?
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 20:49, closed)
Germaine Greer
mentions tribadism in The Female Eunuch and I had to look it up. I was most upset that there was a sexual term that I wasn't aware of.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:39, closed)

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