My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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And now with diagrams
Only recently did I learn that there's a posh name for scissoring.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism
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Only recently did I learn that there's a posh name for scissoring.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism
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And how many people only realised what scissoring was
when the Scissor Sisters came along?
* puts up hand *
* notes own age and thinks he should have known that a couple of decades ago... *
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 17:20, closed)
when the Scissor Sisters came along?
* puts up hand *
* notes own age and thinks he should have known that a couple of decades ago... *
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You're not alone, but...
I know someone who still thinks the "Scissor Sisters" are an all female band, and won't believe that they are mainly gentlemen from the other team...
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I know someone who still thinks the "Scissor Sisters" are an all female band, and won't believe that they are mainly gentlemen from the other team...
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I prefer the Euphemisms
"tribbing", "bumping donuts", "bumping cunts", "clit-clatting", "clam clashing", "pussy grinding", "mashing cookies", "grinding beans", "clam jousting", "touching tacos", "taco bumping" or "bumping fur
Can anybody recommend a cleaner to get coffee off a laptop keyboard?
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"tribbing", "bumping donuts", "bumping cunts", "clit-clatting", "clam clashing", "pussy grinding", "mashing cookies", "grinding beans", "clam jousting", "touching tacos", "taco bumping" or "bumping fur
Can anybody recommend a cleaner to get coffee off a laptop keyboard?
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Germaine Greer
mentions tribadism in The Female Eunuch and I had to look it up. I was most upset that there was a sexual term that I wasn't aware of.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:39, closed)
mentions tribadism in The Female Eunuch and I had to look it up. I was most upset that there was a sexual term that I wasn't aware of.
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