My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Nothing can put you off when your really in the mood.
Not even the creakiest bed in the known Universe situated in the bedroom of a small hotel/pub that is full of customers and is run by two gay men who are friends of your father.
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 18:45, 9 replies)
Not even the creakiest bed in the known Universe situated in the bedroom of a small hotel/pub that is full of customers and is run by two gay men who are friends of your father.
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 18:45, 9 replies)
There wasn't much floor space.
And the bed was a four-poster. I'd never been fucked in a four-poster bed before : )
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:49, closed)
And the bed was a four-poster. I'd never been fucked in a four-poster bed before : )
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:49, closed)
Did you take advantage of the posts?
I mean, silk ties and all that?
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:56, closed)
I mean, silk ties and all that?
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:56, closed)
The problem
with silk ties and four poster beds is that it makes changing position at all very difficult, and unless you're amazing with knots, rather fumbly.
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:18, closed)
with silk ties and four poster beds is that it makes changing position at all very difficult, and unless you're amazing with knots, rather fumbly.
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:18, closed)
Haaa!
Reminded me of my old bed..A very rickety metal framed contraption situated above the room of the elderly couple I was renting my room from. Yes, the floor with duvets and blankets spread out was the only answer really...
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:31, closed)
Reminded me of my old bed..A very rickety metal framed contraption situated above the room of the elderly couple I was renting my room from. Yes, the floor with duvets and blankets spread out was the only answer really...
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:31, closed)
Isn't that the idea?
The part about making it difficult to change positions, that is?
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:14, closed)
The part about making it difficult to change positions, that is?
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:14, closed)
Eh, silk ties
Silk rope is so much better at the job and so much easier to work with. All you need is one continuous 10m length for a bed tie too.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:18, closed)
Silk rope is so much better at the job and so much easier to work with. All you need is one continuous 10m length for a bed tie too.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:18, closed)
I really have to do this, apologies.
"...when you're really in the mood."
fixed.
Yes, I'm sad. Apologies for that too.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:50, closed)
"...when you're really in the mood."
fixed.
Yes, I'm sad. Apologies for that too.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:50, closed)
Oh, that's much better!
I was holding off the vinegar stroke until someone did that. Cheers.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:14, closed)
I was holding off the vinegar stroke until someone did that. Cheers.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:14, closed)
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