My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Am I the only girlwho was disappointed that I couldn't feel the sperm wiggle?
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:50,
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You mean......a laydee can't tell when the swimmers have left the submarine, so to speak? Knowing that could have saved me some huffing and a puffing...
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Oh no, you can tellWhat I thought you would be able to feel was each little tadpole swimming about.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:14,
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Wouldn't that berather tickly?
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Perhaps this is whymedieval japanese ladies resorted to doing it with tentacled creatures. eeew.
you could always try a douche of alka seltzer and fizz wizz to see if it could give you that wiggly feeling. could be messy, though :D
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gypsy turnips, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:30,
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I find that rather sweet for some reason....
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Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:01,
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