My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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That monogamy is instinctiveWho here as a spotty youth dreamed of meeting ‘The One’?
I did.
I found though as ‘The One’’s spurned my advances and I was forced to choose another ‘The One, my heart became increasingly capricious.
Caprice did not trouble the old ticker at first when I did finally find a ‘The One’ that reciprocated. I was besotted. Declarations of love for the ages abounded. I urged my friends to do likewise as there is no heart like a heart happily given to another in receipt of theirs.
Alcohol is great isn’t it?
It truly cures all ills.
When accompanied by an uncomplicated night of lust with a buxom Scottish wench, it’s yer only man. The next morning I discovered my capacity for deceipt.
Who says you can’t love more than one woman?
Who says you can’t be kind to, take care of, share good times with, respect, admire, adore more than one woman?
I suspect monogamy is a relatively new idea in human evolution.
Rafter!
baz
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:00, 6 replies)
Ahhh, bazyer a man after me own heart!
Open relationships FTW! And two fingers up to my therapist who told me it couldn't possibly work. It did.
(Currently monogamous and lovin' it, though. Hope it lasts.)
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:03,
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I hope it lasts too!I cant do it, though. I just prefer being single.
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I have a scarily relaxed attitude to relationships.What I hold FAR more important than monogamy is being truthful to each other.
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girlinthehole, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:51,
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^^^^^^^This!
And hot sex.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:36,
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^-- this! this! This!Telling the truth is far, FAR more important than not shagging other people. And hey, if you happen to shag other people in the presence of your SO, and that makes your SO hot, all the better, right? :-D
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Monogamy?I think I've got a big old wardrobe made of monogamy...
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