My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I kissed a girland I liked it,
The taste of her chicken flavoured minge.
(I was told it tasted like fish so that was a pleasant surprise).
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:17, 6 replies)
No, no, no.You've clearly never heard the alternative Buddy Holly lyrics:
Smells like fish
Tastes like chicken
You don't know
What you've been a-lickin'
Oh boy.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:29, closed)
i kissed a blokeI kissed a bloke and I liked it
The taste of kebabs and lager
I kissed a bloke just to try it
and now i might well try his father
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gypsy turnips, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:37,
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*bokes*oh dear god.. ;)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:44, closed)
i kissed a girland she screamed rape
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:27, closed)
It's not kissingwhen you're trying to put your cock up her.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:54, closed)
Chicken flavoured, you say?www.flickr.com/photos/kmlabs/2465773410/
(unshopped)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:08, closed)
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