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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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mate of mine calls it 'surprise sex'. He maintains that as long as you shout 'SURPRISE!!!' before you do it then it's ok.

I have never raped anybody or attempted 'surprise sex' but that's still pretty funny.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:02, 2 replies)
its that old joke
man one: i can have sex with any women in this bar
man two: hows that then?
Man one: im a rapist!
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:08, closed)
or
When chatting to a girl:
you - We're so having sex tonight!
Her - How can you be so confident?
You - I can run faster than you...
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:41, closed)
alternate endings to that one being
"I'm bigger than you"

and

"I've got a knife"

:)
(Kendal, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:57, closed)
also, it's not a surprise if you shout "RAPE!"
you know, fair warning and all.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:48, closed)

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