Sex Misconceptions
Back in the 80s, when I was a gullible, yet nubile Sparklet,(or so I've been told since)I fell in love, with a young man who was a bit older than me 18 to my 14. So I believed what he told me. For instance
1) Women don't have orgasms as often as men, so there's no point trying.
2) Normal women don't masturbate (No I didn't tell him!)
3) Normal Women don't like "Getting" oral sex (I told you I was gullible!)
But for the clincher, the utter taker of the cake, in my book...
Fast forward 11 years. A drunken houseparty, here is Sparkie and Mr Sparkie of the last two years, their 2 Sparklets safely at Grandparents. Mr Sparkie says " You know, I've always loved that about Sparkie, she always swallowed, no messing about, no palaver.. just always" I stick my head around the kitchen door, in time to hear things like "Lucky Bastard" and "Lovely" from different drunk blokes in the kitchen with him.
I frowned, aghast..."wait a minute... so I could just have... not? So I didn't have to sort of learn to like it or anything?"
God bless village education! I'd acquired the taste for Babygravy... for ten years and never took advantage!

Apologies for length, it was, I recall quite excessive, just a shame the disease riddled eedjit never learned what to do with it...

*Edit... No one heard the POP so no one knew!
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:13, 7 replies)

click...
guffaw...laughing with you, not at you!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:26, closed)

:-)
Thanks gentlemen...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:00, closed)

You fool...
You classy, classy fool.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:27, closed)

so that guy
was also a peadophile?

erm......
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:42, closed)

errrm
Only technically...

Smaller age gap than Romeo and Juliet though
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:59, closed)

only technically?
That would be a YES then??
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:53, closed)

technically
abject arsehole, and carrier of Trichomonas ... Yes!

Paedophile... he was four years older than me..?

So only in the sense that I was underage... a bit.. likesay, technically

But do I feel like a victim?.. do I bollocks, he got his in the end for cheating, and the rest is history lol
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:46, closed)