My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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My Dad...My dad was always pretty honest about life, sometimes too much so.
I remember once when I was about 11, he turned to me and said "Agnostic, if you wank too much, you'll go blind."
I just sadly turned to him, and said "Dad, I'm over here"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:30,
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good goodYou big clever!
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If he turned to youbut you still had to say where you were, wouldn't that mean you'd gone blind as you couldn't see where he was looking?
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:48,
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Knock knock, it's the joke police!Old Jimmy Tarbuck gag. Live only, not the kind of thing a "family entertainer" would do on TV...
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