My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Indian Midwife StoryWhen my sister gave birth she had a very nice Indian midwife.
As she was preparing to give birth the midwife said. "You have nothing to worry about, madam. You have a BIIIIIG Butner".
"Sorry?"
"A BIIIG BUTNER! YOu have a nice big butner".
My sister was mortified but it wasn't a big arse she had - it was a "big partner".
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:07,
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.Oh look I have a candle!!!! What's that?
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:07,
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happy b3taday to youhappy b3taday to you
happy - oh bollocks, you know the song.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:09,
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I started typing exactly thisbut decided to edit at the last minute. How odd!
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chart cat has an itch, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:11,
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Happy b3taday!Your
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Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:09,
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!Yes thats right! We lived in a cul-de-sac.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:58,
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happy b3taday to youit's the anniversary of your joining b3ta
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chart cat has an itch, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:09,
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Apparentlyit;s your B3ta Birthday...
Happy Birthday!
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Happy Candle day to you!(
LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:24,
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