"Blah blah blah blah blah I know nothing about sex and I'm never going to get it blah blah blah blah blah for 10,000 more words".
That's you lot, that is.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:23, 14 replies)

Is that
your misconception?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:24, closed)

Apparently so.
He seems to be obsessed with the idea that no one on this site can get laid, despite plenty of evidence to the contrary.

I suspect that this is significant.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:28, closed)

The ultimate misconception
is that "no one on this site can get laid"

I find that forty quid usually does it. And that says quite a lot for the female of the species IMHO.

Not really worth it's own thread but I am quite tempted.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:03, closed)

Forty quid?
Fucking hell, you've been doing it seriously wrong! A dose of rohypnol doesn't cost anywhere near that much...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:19, closed)

That's in itself is a common
misconception
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:50, closed)

I resemble that remark
Mrs McCann Mrs Maudlin My missus of almost 19 years is still up for it, all the time, give or take a few days a month.

I suppose my misconception is that sex goes out the window after a few years of being together...
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:50, closed)

Well, buggeration Woodside, you’ve done it again!
I really don’t think I can last another minute without your zany, ‘unique’ (to talk) brand of humor keeping me going through the torrid times of those QOTWers who are just ‘asking for it’.

Give ‘em hell – your genius needs to be shared. If possible, please add lots of LOLzzzBzzzLol!!!1111!!!'s and do the Ass-burgers joke too - it’s HILARIOUS!

Oh, I have one thing to add but I’ll put it in a \talk way.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:37, closed)

I
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:37, closed)

Am
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:38, closed)

Being
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:38, closed)

Sarcastic.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:39, closed)

Fuck
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:39, closed)

Right
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:40, closed)

off.



LOLllLLZZZBBBZzzzzBBBbbZZZBBBZZZZZZZlllooolollllo!!!""""2222223jdsiofjdassi
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:40, closed)