My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Even I'm ashamed this time.When I was around eight my mother decided it was time for me to learn about the birds and the bees, and to aid her lesson she decided to make some models so as to point out the various bits and pieces more clearly to me. Being a bit of a master baker (fnar) she used corn flour and beaten eggs to make a thick dough, then carefully sculpted two figures, one male and one female. After an hour in the oven, the male figure had risen perfectly (chortle) but for some reason runny, uncooked dought had burst forth from the crotch of the female.
The lesson obviously had to be abandoned, due to the sloppy maize/egg mix cunt section.
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That is a shit punbut it's made me laugh more than any of the others this week!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:32,
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I see...I'll remember that.
At least you got a good rambling story out of page 11.
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:53,
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I didn't even realiseit was a pun until I read your reply.
Must get more sleep.
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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:10,
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Youfilthy disgusting swine.
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Jesus Christ.This explains so much, it really does...
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thealternativefact, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:41,
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*click*I thought it was brilliant - a pun AND on topic.
*doffs hat*
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snee held his breath since, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:19,
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