Only one:
That I spent almost all of my teenage years telling any pretty girls that tried to talk to me to "fuck off", out of a combination of self-loathing, crippling depression and a frightening dependence on being astronomically drunk before I'd even think about leaving the house.
( PMGT -Bacon., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 4:24, 18 replies)

Hahahahahaohwait. That's ... that's not particularly funny.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:22, closed)

& your story is?
You can play silly buggers.
Well done.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:26, closed)

Are you really going to spend yet another day yapping and whining behind me?
Try a bit of dignity for a change.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:34, closed)

Nice bit of self-awareness here.

(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:17, closed)

Christ. Do I look like the pied piper?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:24, closed)

A bit ratty?

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:14, closed)

The good Dr does smell faintly of cheese.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:19, closed)

Faintly?!
I'm the olfactory equivalent of Godzilla versus Gorgonzola.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 16:36, closed)

The clinic is open
You need to cheer up a bit.




That’s £500 please.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:41, closed)

Same here, minus the being drunk.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:58, closed)

latent homosexuality manifests itself in many ways
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:08, closed)

Hahahhahaha

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:16, closed)

You and Larry Mudd should definitely get married.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:42, closed)

You sound like a writer

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:13, closed)

I should footnote this story
By pointing out I'm now 27, been with my girlfriend for 6 and a half years and, yes indeed, I did need to cheer right the fuck up because I was a right miserable little twat.
( PMGT -Bacon., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:25, closed)

6 and a half?
So many nonces, on this site, that the alarm has worn itself out.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:14, closed)

Hahaha
oh fucking hell, yes.
Someone mentions that someone they shagged had a kid and the Paedoalarm is clanging like big ben. This guy states that his girlfriend is 6 and a half and nothing, not even a tinkle from the bell of shame.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:39, closed)