I learned a lot about this through experience

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:45, 11 replies)

Gulp
I prefer the Stool Bristol Chart myself.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:48, closed)

!
At last - something useful to replace the 801.11 map at work. "Clicks"
(Biff..., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:49, closed)

Some of these are song lyrics in waiting, I'm sure of it
And it seems to me,
that you slid your way,
like a sausage or a snake,
oozing past my sphincter, smooth and soft.
You were sausage shaped but lumpy,
(hard to pass),
Your handle curled out long before
Your aroma ever did.
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:59, closed)

^
that's... beautiful...
*leaves flowery tributes by roadside*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:00, closed)

fab!
I'm still laughing!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:22, closed)

But which one...
Is the Perfect Poo?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:45, closed)

Bristol Tally
My step-brother placed this up on the door of the toilet at his house with a tally chart so you could mark off you Type. Left it there for a good year. Interesting results, far too much fiber in his diet.

Whenever you got a Type 4 a small celebration would occur as you informed everyone else in the house.
(Ben..., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:46, closed)

Indeed - I believe
that Type 4 is meant to be teh best.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:47, closed)

Type 4
Often needs a lot of wiping though...
( Cawl, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:13, closed)

*sadly puts down Hershey bar*
Well, so much for my appetite for chocolate. It was hard enough reading about it, but seeing images is another story.
(AlfishKK, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 21:31, closed)

Ah, yes, but what do you think of...
... this?


we keep a poster of this in the office for a laugh. oh silly gastroenterologists...
(ohnonotagain It's worse than you thought. I'm Canadian., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 4:50, closed)