Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Izal toilet paper...Who is God's name thought that it would be any good at cleaning someone's bum. It just moves everything around and it hurts your fanny.
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girlinthehole, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 18:30,
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That's the shiny stuff isn't it?more use as tracing paper than toilet paper. My mum used to give me little packs of hankies for school-toilet use, bless her.
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Agreed.It's basically tracing paper, and doesn't really clean up. Eewww.
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alternativesIt was what we had in primary school in the late 70's. CLingfilm would be more efficient.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 20:11,
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I remember that bloody stuff.And if you folded it wrong you got a sharp edge in the balloon knot.Nice.
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And they wonderWhy S&M is so popular over here. We were trained on Izal bogroll from a young age.
And the bloody stuff refuses to flush properly as well
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Late 70s?!We had that stuff when I was in primary school in the mid-90s!
Mind you, I did grow up in Tottenham.
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Useless stuffNo absorbancy whatsoever - it just skids off, merely rearranging one's eliminate as opposed to removing it ;o(
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:06,
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