My baby sister
She made up her first ever joke when she was 4 (she's now 24 and won't thank me for repeating it):

What do you call a lion with no eyes?
A no-eye-lion.


Genius.
(crayongirl, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:11, 12 replies)

hehe
My sisters first joke was:

What do you call a bone?

...Don't know...

Ha! A bone!
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:18, closed)

.
they are both excellent jokes.

My nephew came up with this one...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
A witch!

And he's 27! But retarded.
(not really).
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:02, closed)

repost from a couplea weeks ago
My sister (aged about 5): Knock, knock
Me: Who's there?
Sister: Margaret
Me: Margaret who?
Sister: Margaret Cox*

*a woman who lived a few doors up from us.

IT'S THE WAY SHE TELL'S 'EM.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 17:43, closed)

My neighbour, when she was about 5, told me a joke:

Knock knock
Who is there?
BP
BP who?
BP is ball punch!
and she punched me square in the nads the little cunt.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:53, closed)

Oh dear
I remember my nephew's first joke:

Q: What does Santa do in the garden?
A: Ho, Ho, Ho.

Also, one of my own jokes:

P1: Knock, Knock.
P2: Who's there?
P1: Mandy.
P2: Mandy who?
P1: Mandy lifeboats...

Never said it was funny ;)
(Mucky has squinted at the screen with one eye shut since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 21:59, closed)

My kids' favorite joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?

repeat ad nauseum


granted, it was my favorite joke from age 4 to 8.....
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 22:08, closed)

i know this as
knock knock
uncle

blah blah



aunt you glad i didnt say uncle again?


is this a difference in our accents why I say aunt and you say orange?
(Kierz, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:49, closed)

Probabally
I'm american, you're not.

And, for the joke, you pronounce orange as "arang-ya"....makes it work.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 7:26, closed)

a joke my little sister made up
Why was the pear green?

Because the door shut!!

I still don't get it, 20 years later.
(maybe there is nothing to get)
(scumchild, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 23:48, closed)

Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a tomato...

She's 24/5, works for a major accountancy firm, and it's not so much the joke that's funny, but the 11 minutes of her pissing herself laughing before she gets to the punchline that does it...
(Zutroy started without you, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 4:22, closed)

Why can't the milkman deliver milk to the house on the top of the hill
because a tomato is a fruit.

I heard this about five years ago from a young lady in a bar who like your sister was pissing herself for a few minutes before revealing the awesome punchline. Does she have blonde hair and amazing legs?
( MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:58, closed)

My Brother
The first joke i remember him telling me when shared a room was:

What did the whale say to the termite,
I am bigger than you.

I don't know why but i laughed so hard i had some kind of not-being-able-to-breathe-attack. I still laugh at that joke today.

Genius
( MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:55, closed)