HP sauce
In t'olden days when I wor a lad, the label on HP sauce bottles had a description of the contents written both in English and French. The French version began with 'Cette sauce de haute quality est un melange de fruits orientaux, d'epices et de vinaigre de malt.' It went on for quite a few sentences more and for some reason I learned the whole passage by heart and became most proficient at reciting it. Quite an achievement... but that's not it. As a student I discovered by chance that laydees just can't say no when a bit of French is whispered in their ears. Consequently for years I have got my end away to the whispered description of brown sauce.
I should be ashamed of myself.
But I'm not.
(mallyjoe, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:08, 12 replies)

Hahahahaha. Slags!
It's a click from me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:28, closed)

Sheer unadulterated class

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:44, closed)

Mange tout Rodders.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:41, closed)

Le Big Mac.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:36, closed)

This is le formidable.
Even more so if the laydee in question takes it up the tradesman's entrance.
( .Yeti., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 8:54, closed)

I'll be fucked (or not) when I try it on someone who can speak French but it hasn't happened yet.
Thank you to all for bothering to reply... much appreciated.
(mallyjoe, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 10:44, closed)

If only Dr Shambolic, late of this parish,
were here to add something pithy to this.
The good Dr, apart from being a world renowned expert on the firing of artisanal kiln dried pizza, also liked to school the French on their own language.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 12:23, closed)

artisanal kiln dried pizza? were you overwhelmed with words?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 21:05, closed)

Hadn't worried much about the loss until I read your post but you're right.
There's one hell of a difference in quality between his and your ability to take the pith.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Oct 2014, 21:59, closed)

Désolé,
je ne sais pas qui vous êtes.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 3:57, closed)

Your next challenge
Is to learn the Marty Feldman song which used it as the lyrics and put it on Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIJnP5W_fF8
(Rise and Fall of the Atomic Cabbage Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:35, closed)

I like this.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 3:57, closed)