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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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Marmite.
Tastes just as bad as it smells.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 9:22, 21 replies)
It tastes of yeasty suicide.
Delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 9:37, closed)

armite y dick
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 9:56, closed)
Have you tried the Marmite chocolate?
It tastes even worse than it sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 10:20, closed)
crunchy bars, too
I like marmite. But those were rank.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 10:27, closed)
That sounds awful. Marmite flavoured cheese is bad enough.
It shouldn't really be regarded as an ingredient, except as a possible addition to stock.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 10:38, closed)
I've got some Vintage Extra-Strong Marmite in the kitchen cupboard.
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 10:51, closed)
Like Marmite, but more Marmitey,
so you can use less of it?
I didn't know that Marmite could be aged, I'd always assumed it was inert.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 11:56, closed)
Now featuring nanoparticles for spreading a submolecular layer on your toast.
The aging process is presumably similar to how dinosaurs turn into coal.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:13, closed)

I'm surprised it doesn't achieve sentience at that point and just jump out of the jar and wander off.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:48, closed)
Designed-in obsolescence
Marmite particles are bred lysine-deficient to enable population control. Otherwise you risk a marmite event horizon
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:12, closed)
Yeast-zombie apocalypse!
Is that the plot to The Last Of Us?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:48, closed)
People who don't like
Marmite need to harden the fuck up.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 11:32, closed)
Or eat Bovril.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:09, closed)
Controversial but what about Vegemite?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:49, closed)
Also excellent.

(showman, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:06, closed)
Marmite or GTFO.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:32, closed)

Lordy, I forgot about Bovril.

Now attempting to forget about it again.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:40, closed)
Bovril on toast is at once terribly wrong and terribly right.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:33, closed)
This man talks in facts.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 11:35, closed)
Tastes great, I agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 11:47, closed)
Me missus put marmite into a Bolognase sauce once
Bizarrely wasn't that bad a condiment for the sauce.

Fucking horrible by itself though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:50, closed)

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