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This is a question Your first cigarette

To be honest, inhaling the fumes from some burning leaves isn't the most natural thing in the world.
Tell us about the first time. Where, when, and who were you trying to show off to?

Or, if you've never tried a cigarette, tell us something interesting on the subject of smoking.

Personally, I've never ever smoked a cigarette. Lung damage from pneumonia put me off.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:49)
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Honestly
What can possibly have driven the first person ever to inhale the fumes of burning tobacco..?

I would never have thought of it myself.
(ShitBitch, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:40, 11 replies)
While we're on the subject
who milked the first cow? -the dirty, bovine tit-squeezing feckers.
Who first fermented the milk to make cheese? -the dirty, dirty little feckers.
and who thought the X Factor was a good idea? -the twat.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:42, closed)
humm
Point taken - I suppose the answers to such things are lost in the mists and fogs of time.

Although, I should apologise – the X Factor was my fault.
(ShitBitch, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:47, closed)
*slaps*
Actually, wasn't it the injuns? -Them crazy injuns, they probably tried smoking lots of things before settling on tobacco, even Buffalo.

....you could even say they got a Buffa-high.

Or not.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:56, closed)
Ha!




that is all.
(it's not hash mixed drops, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:26, closed)
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INHYR, can I ask which bit you're ha-ing to..?
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:38, closed)
Honestly
And who first tried pole vaulting?
This question has bugged me for years!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:46, closed)
Mr Paul Vaulting
obviously, to escape the mind badgers!
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:55, closed)
^^
Aaah, I thought it may possibly have been the squirrels with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:18, closed)
Eggs
Same thing. Who was the first person to see a large brown object drop out of a chicken's arse and think "Hmmm, I wonder what that tastes like..."?
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:25, closed)
What about...
Oysters and lobsters? Who's crazy culinary i dea was that??
(By George I Think He's Got It! It's not fucking Sheep is it?!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:37, closed)
marmite
who the fuck came up with marmite? Why, for the love of all that is holy, why?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 8:36, closed)

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