Apologies in advance :o/
Two dyslexics went on a ski-ing holiday together.
Both had DONE IT before, both were also a bit rusty.
Standing at the top of the ski slope, all kitted up and raring to go, they paused and stared at eachother.
Tom says, "Do you know, I can't remember the right way to proceed - does it go zig-zag, zig zag, or zag-zig, zag-zig?"
Jim replies, "Why bless me! I'm buggered if I can recall either.......
In fact the more I think of it the more flumoxed I'm becoming."

"There's a bloke just down the slope", says Tom, "we could edge down sideways and ask him!"
"It's a cunning plan", says Jim, and off they teetered with precaution.

"Excuse us," asks Tom politely, "This might sound a bit daft, but could you tell us if the best way to start off down the slope is to zig-zag or zag-zig?"

"Eh???? Don't ask me, fellas - I'm a tobogganist"




"Oooooh, spendid indeed! Can I have 20 Benson & Hedges please?"

No offence intended by the way - I'm a stutterer myself xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 23:32, 17 replies)

cunt
oh yes you are
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 1:30, closed)

You again Spimf..
Piss off.
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 8:50, closed)

spimf
that seems a trifle harsh response to a slightly poor taste (but still amusing) joke.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 9:04, closed)

Al^^

Don't waste your time with that bell-end. I think his mommy didn't read him a story with his Ovaltine last night and he's come out all bitchy this morning...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 9:18, closed)

^
Splendid use of the term "bell-end" it really doesn't get used enough.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 9:22, closed)

I rather like the tobogganist joke
Even though I've heard it before. Still made me chuckle.

*mirth*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 9:40, closed)

Whoa!
Completely unnecessary behaviour there, Spimf!

It's only a joke, p'raps you should calm down a bit, it wasn't a personal attack on you! I mean, you do know what site you're on, right?

EDIT: And, I laughed! :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 9:42, closed)

Much mirth
So I clicked. Ignore spimf, he seems to regularly get a bee in his bonnet about something or other.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 27 Mar 2008, 9:47, closed)

I've got my matches and faggots ready
Can we burn him, can we? can we? please please please!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 9:48, closed)

Spimf...
Cunt. Oh yes you are.

Fuck off.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 9:52, closed)

Sbumf
Just read his profile / answers to questions.
Nothing remotely amusing (apart from Marmalade the duck - I believe I clicked that).
However, does show a distinct flair for judgemental vitriol, albeit severely lacking in imagination.
If I wasn't such a stupid cunt I'd be able to paste one of his responses here, illustrating he has no grounds to cast aspersions on anyone.

My time would be much better spent, methinks, smoking a Marlboro instead.
Nuff said.
Unless he'd care for a bitch fight? ;o)

snogs & condescending hugs xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:56, closed)

Am i the only one that doesnt get this joke?
Ive read this like 5 times and dont get it. What is a tobogganist?

Maybe im just dumb. Im going through a dumb phase at the moment.
(Miggyman, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:02, closed)

^ A tobogganist
is one who rides a toboggan, or sledge. It's a play on words with tobacconist, see?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:08, closed)

Ah I see. Thanks..
.. So two dyslexic people ask a sledger which way to ski and he doesnt know? I dont see the bad taste in that. I see that tobaggonist is linked to the QOTW but still confused why this joke is funny?
(Miggyman, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:10, closed)

^ Miggyman
A toboggan is a posh sledge.
A tobacconist sells fags.
I did apologise in advance, and it was late :o(
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:12, closed)

@ Miggyman
*Hugs*

Tobogganist....tobacconist


And to spimf - have an F - must try harder at insults and witticisms. That was crap.

The joke, however was entirely appropriate as it related to smoking and it was amusing to boot.
Tourettes, have an A.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:15, closed)

aahhhh ok! thanks :)
I was looking for an insult on dyslexic people there. Well i assume tobaggonist could be if they spelt it wrong.

I get it now!

Yup it was crap :)

Thanks for hugs chickenlady. Had about 5 hours sleep in the last 3 nights. Starting to catch up on me now.
(Miggyman, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:24, closed)