I signed up to myspace...
pretending to be a young 15 year old boy hoping to snare me a couple of "jailbait" hotties.

I eventually built up the courage to talk to this really pretty 14 year old girl. Once I had seen her picture I knew that I was in love. She was the one!

We corresponded for a while, chatting whilst I subtly suggested we should meet up and "get together". She said yes and I couldnt believe my luck.

Turned out that this 14 year old girl was really another paedofile looking to "meet up" with young boys. After realising our gaff we departed and I went home and masturbated whilst eating 3 rocky bars.

*may not be true
/coat
(Foulkesy123 The one and only..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:46, 8 replies)

Caramel Rockys?
They are the best.
(Jeremy Paxmans Itchy Gusset, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:46, closed)

caramel rockys
Are the best. especially when microwaved for 30 seconds :)
(Miggyman, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:48, closed)

speaking of this
Has anyone seen 'To Catch A Predator' on FX?

Is that not entrapment?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:49, closed)

Well Paedophiles are ok...
but GAY Paedophiles? Ban this sick filth at once!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:54, closed)

@Baz
I've heard of it but the entire concept is pretty scary, if a little mb type justice, Charlie Brooker wrote an excellent article on it!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 15:57, closed)

just read it here
www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2008/may/31/features16.theguide6
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:04, closed)

So let me get this straight...
It's illegal to want to have sex with an 18 year old if you think she's 13....eh!? I thought it worked the other way round.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 12:37, closed)

Ohhh, sounds exactly like an episode of "Monkey Dust"
You're just missing the Frey Bentos pie :p
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 16:08, closed)