"Mum, honest, I'm really not like that...!"
Oh Reece...

My friend Reece is a twat, great guy deep down, but it has to be said he has arsed up more than one good party, he is a total fucking liability at the best of times (and he will be the first to admit this)... but a hate group about him on facebook? Well somebody obviously has a lot of juvenile time on their hands!

This malicious, but completely true in its accusations group, showed him covered head to toe in USED CONDOMS and other public toilet matter after rolling around drunk on the floor, trousers around ankles, toilet paper stuck to his face. He looked like a dog that had been rolling about in a dung heap. Yes, many a photo were taken.

This group contains stories about his supposed invisible STD magnet he takes out everywhere with him, which the idiot agreed with using his own account to write on the wall.

Shows pictures of him drunkenly slobbering over girls who were a lot mroe sober and alot less interested, one in which he is blatantly staring at some girls huge knockers.

Three of him snogging men.

One photo of him with horribly obvious cocaine residue, one with a raging hard on...

Every single photo is either incriminating, drug-themed, unflattering or vomit-covered.

He took it well, and actually partook in this group until his "friend", creator of said group, did something which was out and out unforgiveable.

He added Reece's Mum.

Apparently she cried.

There was nothing he could do, she had photographic evidence of what a grade A deviant her son is. My mate told me he still can't look her in the eye.

Reece, if your reading this, I had nothing to do with it, and I'm sorry she won't send you much money at uni anymore...would say this happens to the best of us but it doesn't. love you buddy.

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(trippeh, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 15:12, 6 replies)

Link to evidence?
Sounds hilarious! Until the end bit.
( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 17:16, closed)

I would
But that group has caused my mate enough trouble, I don't wanna turn him into an even bigger laughing stock like Chris Crocker or something
(trippeh, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:57, closed)

I hope
this former friend who added her has been filled in?
What an utter cunt.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 17:31, closed)

Haha
"filled in"

Sorted guv'nor...
(gin'll fix it, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:32, closed)

thats way out of line....
mums should never know!
(Foulkesy123 The one and only..., Sun 14 Sep 2008, 18:02, closed)

Mum's
Are off limits.

Bad facebook!
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:35, closed)