The new Facebook...
...can go cunt itself in the fuck.

Apologies for extreme vexation (and brevity).
(Holloway_Girl To err is to be human, to be a fool is to believe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:19, 15 replies)

RONG
The new design is much better than the old one, and all the people bitching about it have no concept of what makes a website or UI good; indeed, they are purely change-resistant luddites.

The new design finally uses a reasonable amount of the screen, the profile content is all sensibly divided, if you're looking for something specific it is easier to find due to said division along with the new filter controls and increased consistency. Thankfully, all the millions of applications all the retards install are also hidden from view rather than creating a myspace esq clutter.
(Merrep, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:33, closed)

I like the new one.
That is all.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:35, closed)

oh noes!
The new facebook design!

Erm... does any of it actually matter. What about going outside and getting some fresh air, you know, talk to people, like, in the flesh 'n that.

Keep us posted.
( rofl harris, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:41, closed)

does it matter?
I like cheese!!!
(seshmarls, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 15:13, closed)

omfg!!
You can reply to a reply.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:44, closed)

Are you sure?
( rofl harris, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:52, closed)

Clicks in agreement
It's dog-slow on Firefox...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:46, closed)

can go cunt itself in the fuck...
your phrase has just won me odd looks in the office for making me laugh out loud
( MonkeyOfCode is your favourite waste of time, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:58, closed)

you've been on b3ta a year and not seen someone say
I'm gonna cunt you in the fuck! ??

what have you been looking at?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 15:14, closed)

maybe
he's been staring at the ladies and not paying attention
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 15:41, closed)

wierd
I haven't noticed it once...and I was lurking for well over a year before I created a user name!
( MonkeyOfCode is your favourite waste of time, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 17:12, closed)

you are so right
all change is bad and must be resisted.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 15:21, closed)

Change
is inevitable...

So check yours when you leave a shop

I'm here till tomorrow, try the fish
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 15:32, closed)

I prefer it also.
Then again, I only use it as a glorified email client.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:04, closed)

Oh noes.
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-%26-technology/carnage-as-facebook-moves-everything-slightly-to-the-left-200809121250/
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:29, closed)