Spoiled
Maybe my workenemy, who cannot hold a conversation unless it specifically relates to her, or she can twist the current topic back to an instance that involved her and her story.

She would implode if she tried to have an abstract conversation, like, what happens when you die, or do you think your dreams are symbolic interpretations of actual events.

She is getting married in 2010, and hasn't stopped telling us ALL about it, in the most skull-fuckingly minutest details

I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR STATIONARY
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 14:44, 10 replies)

StationEry

(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:14, closed)

I was once advised to remember the following...
StationEry for Envelopes
StationAry for Automobiles
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:17, closed)

Spoiled
Stationary? Is she slow moving then?
( Vambo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:16, closed)

eh?
No, she wouldn't be slow-moving. She'd be stationary.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:20, closed)

No
If she was slow-moving, she'd be stationary relative to another slow-moving object moving in the same direction.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:25, closed)

mess with her brain...
you can totally derail her when she comes in with photos of her dress, or suchlike, by simply looking at it in a sympathetic way and saying "well, it's sensible not to spend money on the good stuff given the credit crunch" or "it's amazing how a dress like that can add pounds in the photos", etc.

I think you could have her bankrupt or bullemic inside a week...
(Chad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:25, closed)

^^ This
Oh yes, do this...and post results
( snee held his breath since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 8:27, closed)

women in the workplace
We've got one who gives a running commentary on everything she's doing all fucking day long, day in, day out, plus the latest about her fucking horse. Can't she see that I'm trying to concentrate on surfing t'internet?
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:25, closed)

Just tell her.
"blah blah and we can't decide if we should have the gold spirals or the gold twirls on-"
"Hold it, workenemy. You need to know - I do not care one jot. At all."
Then walk away.
Job done.
( Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:24, closed)

meh
Just get her in a UFC style choke hold for 2 mins then see how the snobby cunt feels about your previous conversation and if she'd like to continue.
(Mr G to you , Fathead, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:45, closed)