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Mictoboy asks: Everybody knows that stag and hen parties are a veritable gateway to Hell, and quite the worst thing to happen to anybody full stop. So, tell us what happened.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:00)
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Have a Pearoast
A jug of Piss & Vomit
I was on a stag do in Newcastle.

On the Saturday we ended in a pub/bar called the Vaults as it was showing football & ropey strippers at the same time.

At half time the DJ started playing a game which consisted of the following:

1 pint of fizzy water
1 pint of fresh orange squash
1 pint of milk
1 pint of coke

The idea of the game was to get the Stag to down the 1st pint then do 30 seconds of star jumps then the 2nd pint more star jumps & so on.

By the end of the 4th pint & star jumps said Stag pukes in a jug.

We watched one bloke do it & then went back to chatting between the ourselves waiting for the footy to come back on.

Then a group of 5 Para’s ask the DJ if one of there group could do it as it was his 25th birthday.

The DJ agreed so the game started but halfway through one of them disappeared off to the toilet with an empty pint glass which came back full of piss.

It was placed after the pint of coke.

The Para who was partaking in the game got to the pint of piss & knocked it back like it was Champagne.

He then puked the contents of his stomach into the large jug which all 5 of them filled their pint glasses with & chugged it back.

That’s when we decided to leave.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:18, 15 replies)
I'll be interested to see if anything can beat that this week.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:21, closed)
This makes me miss home.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:45, closed)

I've been up there a few times on stags & birthday get aways & love it.

I remember on my first visit asking for a vodka tonic & the girl behind the bar saying "its cheaper if you a treble love" & it wasnt even happy hour!
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:57, closed)
Nice to see the cannon fodder selection process is working.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:53, closed)
Oh, I thought he meant paraplegics

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:00, closed)
I read it as paramedics

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:05, closed)
This really happened.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:18, closed)
I think it did. Some of my mates are various forms of squaddies, and they're pretty grim.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 17:29, closed)
I've seen this sort of thing happen
There's an annual "Iron Man" competition at Newcastle Uni in Australia, but it's more "Iron Stomach". Contestants (usually already drunk) have to eat and drink all manner of horrors, such as pints of grated parmesan cheese, off lumpy milk, all sorts of nasty combos designed to churn the stomach.

The rules are basic: to win you must be the first to consume whatever is on the menu that year. If you vomit it up, it doesn't count as consumed.

However, you can consume the vomit to move on to the next item. Pretty grim.

Worse I've seen is one of the contestants mates (also very drunk) consume his vomit for him... technically very much against the rules, but was allowed for the sheer horror of it. I don't think his mate won though.
(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 3:02, closed)
Dunno. If he was making up a story he probably wouldn't portray himself as the sort of feeble twat who drinks orange squash on a stag do.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 19:58, closed)
The 'squaddies drinking puke thing' is an urban myth.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 20:15, closed)
But I definitely believe the bit about him drinking orange squash.
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 20:22, closed)
Squash? Jesus Christ that's just fucking wrong.

(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 20:50, closed)
What the feck does that mean?
(, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 21:36, closed)
I've seen a squaddie drink puke.
Admittedly he was an ex-squaddie and working as a bouncer, so that may have explained it.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:29, closed)

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