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Mictoboy asks: Everybody knows that stag and hen parties are a veritable gateway to Hell, and quite the worst thing to happen to anybody full stop. So, tell us what happened.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:00)
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I didn't have enough friends to do a stag
So I drank half a bottle of domestic sherry and watched whatever crap was on television.
Then I drew a face on my scrotum with magic marker.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:29, 10 replies)
WINNING ENTRY RIGHT HERE
LOOK NO FURTHER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:43, closed)

Fucking Oath! Brutal honesty, creativity and frugality all rolled into one crazy night!
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 10:58, closed)
+ imagined it was my wife in forty years time when she was all wrinkly, tried kissing her, put my back out, spent what would have been my wedding day in intensive care

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:46, closed)
This actually sounds ok.
It sounds truthful too, what the hell's it doing here?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:47, closed)
this to win.

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:57, closed)
I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:00, closed)
You're just lying
to make yourself look good
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:07, closed)
was it a smily or frowny face?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:56, closed)
Smiley when it's cold.
Frowny when it's warm.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:32, closed)
It was hard enough to do a face, let alone get specific.
But I remember that at the right posture it had googly eyes.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:34, closed)
Winner
The only way this could have been better would be if you also had no bumhole.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 17:36, closed)
Baited breath waiting for your entry bumless.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:18, closed)

Bated, not baited.



Bated breath means wary and somewhat fearful of a certain result.

Baited breath means you eat fish scraps, worms and maggots.


Which one are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:01, closed)
Makes no odds if you haven't a harse hole.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 1 Feb 2014, 17:37, closed)
Haha! Top that Albert!

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:15, closed)

Did your new wife appreciate the artwork?
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 10:55, closed)
I don't know
she never seemed to notice.
Imagine a log cabin on a dark night with snow blowing outside and a heavy duvet.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 14:18, closed)

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