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Mictoboy asks: Everybody knows that stag and hen parties are a veritable gateway to Hell, and quite the worst thing to happen to anybody full stop. So, tell us what happened.

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I'm type 1 diabetic and 6'3
getting fat would take a pretty sterling effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:27, 2 replies)
I'm type 2 and 6'4
and I could give it a fair go.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:29, closed)
I'm 6'1 and I am tonnes of fun.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:33, closed)
I'm 6' 2" and overweight.
Do I need to get diabetes?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:38, closed)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:39, closed)
Do you dress to a T?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:46, closed)
Now you mention it I do

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:21, closed)
Would you say you have more or fewer clothes than erstwhile boxer and poet Mohammed Ali?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:28, closed)
Under normal circumstance I would say that
I can get quite violent while dressing too.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:35, closed)
With all those expensive clothes I'd imagine you stand a good chance of being rolled on the way home.
I hope you take adequate safety precautions when out walking or, alternatively, you drive everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:24, closed)
Must be tough having the pleb version of the disease.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:47, closed)
Luckily the chronic and progressive nature of the disease means it's only a matter of time.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:38, closed)
alwez in r harts
and retinas
and kidneys
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:54, closed)
Gosh, we must organise a tall off and fat off.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:37, closed)
Isn't "Fat and Tall" a men's clothes shop?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:40, closed)
I like the adverts for those
"Look! If I don't tuck my tent-shirt into my cone-shaped jjeans,I can pretend I'm still shaped like a human being!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:59, closed)
Big mistake, not tucking, makes you look fatter. Not that I would care, as I have lost 6 stones and
gained about 2 stone of muscles. I was dismayed though that when I went to a High and Mighty that I was not high enough and certainly not mighty enough.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:54, closed)

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