Cheeky girls
How would you kill them
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 18:03, 7 replies)

with fire
and plenty of it
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 18:34, closed)

Slowly
Probably by glueing their eyes open and forcing them to watch Will young videos on repeat.
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 18:51, closed)

Make them eat Piers Morgan.
Kill two bog-eyed birds with one poisonous little turd.
(Big D, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:14, closed)

Death by bongo?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:54, closed)

Decisions, Decisions
I would make them sit a GCSE. That way the friction of their hamster brains will generate so much heat that they will just catch fire and melt.
(TIMBIonline available for any passing drunk sailor, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:16, closed)

...tough one
....I seem to prefer 'heavy and blunt' as opposed to 'pointy and sharp' when imagining this scenario.....

Possibly a lump hammer.... or an almost comically sized carpet mallet.
( BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:16, closed)

hmm
Surely Lembit Opik's cock is punishment enough for anyone?
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:39, closed)