Boring old fart
I've never challenged anyone to a dare, nor performed one. The whole idea has always seemed utterly adolescent, even when I was an adolescent. I'm interested to see how many of this week's answers were not:

- performed under the influence of alcohol or drugs
- undertaken while very young
- performed by someone of sub-human intelligence
- influenced by peer pressure of one kind or another.

I once saw someone eat a teaspoon of English mustard for a 20p bet. He was a tit and so were the people who dared him.
(frankspencer, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 15:23, 15 replies)

Well said old bean
Now this one time we were all munted and bazza dared me to drink my own piss....
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 15:28, closed)

Bloody hell.
And I thought *I* had a rod up my arse.
(Vic Flange, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 15:31, closed)

Gotta say I agree.
Life is challenging enough without making it more so by doing stupid stunts.

Although I have gone naked in public when challenged to...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 15:32, closed)

Now Frank....
....don't take this the wrong way. I enjoy your posts immensely.

But do you ever have any fun?

Where would we be without occassionally doing something ridiculously stupid?

It separates us from the animals you know.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Nov 2007, 15:41, closed)

!
I have to disagree. The amusement is in the degrading of oneself for minimal financial recompense.
Only yesterday a colleague crunched up a wellman pill for £1.50, and it was worth every penny.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 15:42, closed)

Rev Fister
I think he has fun, I'm a big fan of Frank's posts, but I get the feeling from his lack of presence recently, that he's on a bit of a downer.
I say we ride it out with him and he'll soon be posting pornographic muse and hilarious anecdotes again.

On the other hand, he may simply be fishing for a bite, as Hazelkenny was the other week when he posted his ditty about shitting into his hands and playing the guitar for street people.
Or something.
(Vic Flange, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 15:49, closed)

Lunar Jim
I think I must have missed that one!

Yes, bring on more Frankenporn!
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Nov 2007, 15:58, closed)

C'mon Frank
We dare you to get some of your classic porn into this weeks QOTW.
Your audience is waiting.
(Vic Flange, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:01, closed)

Strange!
But I often feel that Lunar Jim is actually Frankspencer on acid.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:05, closed)

I may or may not be on Acid
But I'm not frankspencer.
My pornographic anecdotes wouldnt get a budgie wet.
(Vic Flange, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:10, closed)

Errr...
"I'm interested to see how many of this week's answers were not ... influenced by peer pressure"

That would be the definition of a dare, would it not?
(misanthrope is so adjective he's verbing nouns!, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:42, closed)

I...
Fit in under the:

"performed by someone of sub-human intelligence"

catagory.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 0:02, closed)

Yes yes being well behaved
I feel the need to refer to xkcd on this one


(kitteny_goodness, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 20:50, closed)

kitteny goodness
How persuasive. I've completely changed my point of view now and am willig to accept anything anyone tells me.
(frankspencer, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 15:28, closed)

Lighten up!
You've just listed the four reasons for doing anything. Ever.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 16:59, closed)