One liners I've heard from various people...
"Denmark is the capital of Germany."
"Are albinos black people gone wrong?"
"The Japanese are hi-teh because they have a hive mind."
"hot water freezes faster than cold water"
"Yeah, dunno where who robbed my car, probably some Iraqis from Greece or summat!"
"Don't buy anything from nestle; they kill babies in Africa"
(DaftenDirekt, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 19:49, 10 replies)

Er
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mpemba_effect
(TheJacksonSixth, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:01, closed)

Hot water does freeze faster than cold water.
Freaky shit, but true.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:02, closed)

"Don't buy anything from nestle; they kill babies in Africa"
s'true.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 20:22, closed)

Yes.
Nestle is a swiss company. And the swiss are notorious racists. They organised world war ii to take all the Jewish gold. Now they are funding armies of darkies to go around and kill black babies. That's why Africa is so dangerous. I can't believe they are having the world cup. But you know who's a World Cup sponsor? That's right: Nestle.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 3:54, closed)

the squonky ouroboric nature of this is quite appealing

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 13:38, closed)

yes
it is, and continues to be the case. Even a cursory googling of nestle would have told you that...
(jennymnemonic, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 11:24, closed)

something tells me:
This may need to be spelled out. The boycott only started in 1977, so not everyone may have heard of it yet. Here's a good introduction: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nestl%C3%A9_boycott

I'm ashamed to admit that Kit-Kat Chunkys temporarily broke my principles. In my defence; at that time our chain of shops were part of a promotion (4 for a pound IIRC*), I got staff discount on that as well, pay was so low you seldom had the cash for anything better, and breaks were so short you seldom had time for anything better.

* You don't get many of them to the pound these days (Sorry for the innuendo; but I had to slip it in).
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 19:23, closed)

get a good filter

( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 21:33, closed)

A video proving the hot water / cold water thing...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOVZV6DxaRs
(HarvsPenzance was tired and confused at, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 22:05, closed)

A video proving aliens visited Earth
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UP1OU9uQ2k
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 15:04, closed)