One of my Sisters isn't too experienced in the world, which doesn't stop her having some very strong opinions of right and wrong,
I've been everywhere and done everything and bought the T-Shirt and burnt it and so on many times over, I lived a stones throw from Amsterdam for a few years just to give you an idea, she has yet to leave the same town she was born in, so me and her don't generally get along.

She believes in ghosts because she watches those ghost chaser programs on SKY and suchlike, she believes these to be empirical evidence of their existence, or she would if she knew that word, which she doesn't.

She votes right wing at every opportunity and thinks this makes the most sense, she agrees with 90% of what the BNP says and wants them to get in and sort the country out but she's lesbian, she doesn't see any problem with this, the BNP would apparently love her cos she's a right wing paki hating bastard just like them. Honest.

She hates forrins, I mean she REALLY hates forrins. Mainly she hates that they don't talk english, and assumes every forrin talking forrin language within her ear range must surely be talking about her and plotting to overthrow her. Why can't they learn to speak her language the ignorant forrin bastards. Of course every year she holidays in Spain, and she doesn't speak a word of Spanish and has no intention to ever learn, why should she, they all speak English over there anyway so no need, and rightly so, and who wants to talk to the durty forrin bastards anyway.

She absolutely and resolutely believes all the propaganda about terrorists and really does think they're evil and only blow us up out of evilness and jealousy for our better way of life, I've tried many times to explain the reality of it but she simply will not listen, I am a lefty terrorist sympathiser and that's that, end of.

She doesn't like filthy forrin muck, I once tried to encourage her to try some generic snack style 'sushi' but she wouldn't touch it 'cos it's raw fish and it kills you if they cut the wrong bits out. I think she got that off The Simpsons. She does however love a curry, but only if it's made 'properly' by white people (like in Wetherspoons). We once drove about 20 miles looking for a fast food chain that didn't have any 'coloured people' working in it 'cos they'll only spit in her food, then she settled on a pizza.

She doesn't understand why the moon 'follows her'. I did say 'because it's very big and very far away' but apparently that's beyond her comprehension, the moon is the best evidence of magic there is, it's right there, how can I explain that eh!? I can't! I can't, can I!? To her...

I don't have to worry about her reading this, the internet is evil, the tabloids say so, so it must be true. She doesn't give a flying crap about all this propaganda about cheaper car insurance and stuff, she ain't getting her bank account raped by nigerian paedophile viruses for nobody!

I don't visit her very much...
( ..wil, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 19:31, 9 replies)

So why is it
The truly ignorant vote conservative, and the more ignorant they are, the more vile forms of conservatism they support?

It must be why we have so many fools supporting Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin in the USA.

My condolences on your sister. Is she the family aberration or you?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 19:53, closed)

Hard to say really, bit of both I suppose,
she's the right wing nazi, I'm the liberal bleeding heart socialist.
( ..wil, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 19:58, closed)

Can you visit her before the election
and steal her voting card (if she votes)?
( monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 20:19, closed)

I'll see what I can do...
I wouldn't be at all surprised if I checked that leaked list of BNP members that she'd be on it, paying for her own noose.
( ..wil, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 20:21, closed)

This
She doesn't understand why the moon 'follows her'. I did say 'because it's very big and very far away'

Made me spit tea all over my monitor.
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 20:58, closed)

You have my sympathies.
It must be hard having a sibling who is so, er, difficult.
( sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 21:45, closed)

Hard to give it a click
As the intro makes you sound like an utter clunge. Sure it's justified, though.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 22:09, closed)

^ This
I almost didn't click, then having read the rest realised it wasn't so bad given the context.
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 8:20, closed)

thank fuck
she's unlikely to breed!
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 23:03, closed)

I have a similar kind of Sister
But no where near as bad but she too likes the ladies, She just buy's the Sun newspaper too much.They should start their own group called Lesbians against forrins, No irony there at all. She comes out with comments like, "why when I go to the supermarket all I can here is forrins talking" I had to explain to her that most likely they were the staff because we have a bit of a culture of certain British people thinking they are too good to work at tesco's these days.......she just looked confused so I have given up explaining things to her and luckily she has stopped sprouting shit like that.....well at least to me anyway.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:43, closed)

You're opening line is very Partridge,
But I reckon even I'd lose patience with your sister, and I'm ace to everyone.

Still, you never know when you might need a kidney so just keep your head down!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 14:53, closed)