Words of Wisdom - Bush classics
Totally blagged but I couldn't think all of them, there are too many -

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future."
- George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe, We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush

"I have my own, strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."
- George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers at the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush

And my all time favorite:

"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush

"Americans ARE sacrificing - i mean, we're paying a lot of taxes"
- George W. Bush
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:47, 9 replies)

also
"rarely is the question asked,'is our children learning?'"
( RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:57, closed)

I am not a spastic and can use google all by myself

(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:57, closed)

Sorry George
I didn't mean to mis-underestimate you.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:08, closed)

My favourite:
'...The French don't have a word for entrepeneur'.
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:53, closed)

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
AHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAAHHA!!!!! I bet people applauded that.
(Surfeit, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:16, closed)

Woot
USA, USA, USA, USA!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:16, closed)

Hey!
Fool me once you don't.. Fool me twice... Er.. You don't fool me!
I'm not sure how a retard actually managed to become the leader of the US and UK -- but whatever he did it worked.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:16, closed)

Daddy & Friends :D
They had an unfinished grudge against a certain Mr Hussain. All you need to become president is friends in the right places and a lot of money.....sad but true. Not sure if he was technically leader of the UK but I know where your coming from, especially hearing what Blair was saying a good 12 months before the war "ya know George, whatever you decide to do, i'm with you"....What a CUNT!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:21, closed)

actually I refute the NASA one. Sorry to be a pedant, but the National Aeronautics and Space Administration is just about spaceflight. I'm sure they do other stuff as well. Probably to do with planes. And maybe balloonos.
(Spiked_Rycroft The Prodigal Son, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:00, closed)