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This is a question Summer Holidays

'We're all going on a summer holiday, and if you want to go yo Sven' rapped hip hop heavyweight MC Miker G - and it's as true today as it was way back in 1986. Holidays are a time for us to relax, unwind...and disgrace ourselves and our nations. Tell us about your best and worst holiday experiences. Again.

(unknown, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:26)
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Why do men get skidmarks but not ladies?
Obviously not all men do, but the vast majority I have come across do...
Also it's true some women may but being a woman myself I can't say I do...
Is it because we get taught how to wipe properly at a young age? Or because we have vaginas?
Confused....
We both have bums and poo so what's going on?!?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 20:31, 25 replies)
Since i achieved taint swole it only takes me about an hour a day to maintain bum cleanliness.

(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 21:03, closed)
Prick

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 23:43, closed)
taint no thing but a chicken wing

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 23:45, closed)
I don't have a vagina
Hence my bum hole is always filthy
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 23:43, closed)
Are you going to claim this is from Reddit, too?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 0:08, closed)
He is a mumsnet addict

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 2:24, closed)
My anus is a vindictive asshole
I don't set out to piss it off, but somehow it happens anyway.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 3:52, closed)
vindictive

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 4:37, closed)
Be like that

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 5:31, closed)
i have a heinous anus

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 12:36, closed)
You can get loose tea, but most people buy bags
You can buy coffee bags, but people tend to buy instant or ground. Lifes rich tapestry, SS.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 8:21, closed)
I buy loose tea and I have a beard.

(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 8:56, closed)
I buy loose tea, have a beard AND I buy tea bags!
I'm turning the whole concept on its head!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 8:57, closed)
Is this like intersectionality or sutin?

(Go Man River everybody loves anal, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 9:06, closed)
I'm loose. I like tea and beards

(Porcupine, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 9:07, closed)
Fuck an A

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 13:55, closed)
Well, the ladies aren't accelerating and braking hard enough.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 14:25, closed)
Why do I get a lob on when I read this?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 15:18, closed)
Ladies have yellowing of the gusset however.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Aug 2015, 17:33, closed)

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