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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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Cycling emptiness
Was out for a run near the University, it was raining and I was on the pavement. I felt this sudden huge blow and pain to my back on the right, it was a Uni cyclist who had decided that because he wanted to go past he didn't care if I was struck. I was shocked by this, screamed and started to swear violently at him - like really in his face calling him a cunt. Now I am only 142lbs but have beat fuck out of a guy who was around 13st* so I wasn't bothered about this sprat. Its amazing the reaction you get when someone toughs up against you and then you go thru the motions toward physical conflict. Boy did I get some funny looks - don't know who was more surprised.

*Would have posted this in the other weeks 'Fight' Question but missed the deadline
(luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 18:03, 13 replies)
Run over by a unicyclist? How unfortunate.

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 20:43, closed)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 20:59, closed)
More like a "yeeniecyclist", right?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:46, closed)
Oh very good.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 23:59, closed)
lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 21:08, closed)
You sound like a
hardman.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 7 Apr 2013, 22:39, closed)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 11:01, closed)
So he hit you with his unicycle and you shouted at him?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 11:30, closed)

Are you sure it wasn't a honda accord?
(TheManHimself Beer Drinkin', Breath Stinkin', Sniffing Glue, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:25, closed)
Your u/n is apt.
You were lucky he didn't have another wheel to run over you with.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:37, closed)
Correction
By Uni-cyclist I meant "a cyclist from the University" not a one-wheeled contraption.
(luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:45, closed)
PUN CRASH!

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:52, closed)

He should have man-handled you with an authoritive manner apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 11:29, closed)

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