I got pissed at a work do and let the office fatty feel me up.
He wouldn't leave me alone so I told him I didn't want a relationship with anyone.

Silly me forgot though didn't I? You should have seen the tears in his eyes when I started talking about the handsome young fella I was flirting with recently.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:51, 19 replies)

You are Mong Goose's workplace fling!
What are the chances!!
(LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST! LAST!, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:59, closed)

OMG!!!!!!!!!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:01, closed)

Making fun of fat people is funny

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:06, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/tactless/post1425087
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:16, closed)

I don't get it

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:28, closed)

he's saying you're a prick.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:35, closed)

Eh, so what else is new?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:23, closed)

Mobile phones and The Spice Girls.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:50, closed)

and video cassette recorders

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:50, closed)

Whoa. Dude. You must be well posh.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:16, closed)

vhs?
my dad bought a beta =(
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:44, closed)

Well, yeah
because they're all so jolly.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:16, closed)

^ this
I submit Santa as exhibit A
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:38, closed)

Of all the Nazis, Herman Goering always struck me as the one to go to the pub with.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:36, closed)

He loved his ale too
I bet he would be the one who would come back from the bar with a pint and about 20 bags of crisps, nuts and pork scratchings...
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:44, closed)

and then crack the classic gag
"I've got some PORK scratchings. I hope everyone here is allowed to eat pork?"
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:49, closed)

So your story is
You said something to someone at work and someone else said something else about someone?

Should put it on your weird list.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:56, closed)

I assume AB would have a sort of feign nights policy on this.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:42, closed)

Get aids. Right in your face.
(Mong goose, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:35, closed)