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B3tans! Can you hum with your tongue? (Your Ginger Fuhrer can and he once demonstrated this to a producer on Blockbusters on the hope of getting on TV) Maybe you can bend your thumb in a really horrid way that makes it look broken. (Your Ginger Fuhrer's other special talent) What can you do? Extra points if you fancy demonstrating this with the odd pic or youtube vid.

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People seem to be misinterpreting "unusual talents"
for "I belong in a freak show". Being 'double-jointed' isn't a talent. Being able to climb into a shoebox is a talent.
Being able to spunk very far isn't a talent. Getting it in a cup from the other side of the room is a talent.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:19, 12 replies)
Since the description includes a phrase about "bending thumbs", I can understand how people got confused.
I can bend my thumb into a shoebox five feet away, I'll have you know!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:27, closed)

I think you're confusing skill with talent. Long range spunking is the talent that allows to you practice the skill of getting in a cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:34, closed)
The next series of Britain's Got Talent is going to be great

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:38, closed)
Ha ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:39, closed)

Where does 'not waking your mum up while wanking' fit in?
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:42, closed)
Depends how deep a sleeper his mum is.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:43, closed)
waking my mum?
Edit: Ah. Because I don't do it down the phone at 4am
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 20:59, closed)

You did say 'Mrs SLVA' in your post down the page - so, like any other deliberately difficult twat, I concluded it was your mum...
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:09, closed)
The talent isn't
not waking her up while wanking, the talent is wiping it off her leg afterwards without waking her up.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 9:29, closed)
well spotted
I'm sure qotw will henceforth become a paragon of literal-mided answers. Either that or you're a tedious pedant.
(Brand name, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:13, closed)
Pedantry is my talent
"Odd Things my Body Does" could well have had its own QOTW

and probably will in 6 months or so
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:48, closed)
Add "like me"
in there somewhere, and you'll be on topic too!
(Linusmartensson, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 7:28, closed)

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