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B3tans! Can you hum with your tongue? (Your Ginger Fuhrer can and he once demonstrated this to a producer on Blockbusters on the hope of getting on TV) Maybe you can bend your thumb in a really horrid way that makes it look broken. (Your Ginger Fuhrer's other special talent) What can you do? Extra points if you fancy demonstrating this with the odd pic or youtube vid.

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(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:28)
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i think my only real talent
is making perfume smell nice. whichever perfume i wear, people stop me to ask me what it is, and then say accusingly, "oh it doesn't smell like that on me."

it's a very lame super-power, but it's all i've got. well, that and the ability to deep-throat without gagging, but going on about that and how much i love blow-jobs would just be attention-seeking, and i am totally not an attention-seeker of any sort in any way, no sir, i just hate that attention, i surely do.
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:17, 18 replies)
PANDER ALARM
*VOOP VOOP VOOP*
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:37, closed)
nah
nobody bothers to pander to me anymore, i am seriously old news. and i can't poledance.
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:43, closed)

news poledancefind my dentures
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:17, closed)
hahahaha
no, wait. fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 20:59, closed)
beat me to it

(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 8:20, closed)
Pander you say?

(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:35, closed)


(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 1:32, closed)

my cock smells of vanilla when you're near.
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 2:34, closed)
I read that
as Manilla at first
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 8:19, closed)
try wearing
wearing something that isn't a perfume like Febreze
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 8:22, closed)
Or Mr Muscle

(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:02, closed)
Shirley WD-40
though Boots do tend to market that as 'Pour Homme'
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:21, closed)
Or jizz
It seems that you have the means
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:12, closed)
call me...
...please.
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:38, closed)
i suspect you might be taking the piss
why, you haven't given me your number or ANYTHING.
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:34, closed)
yeah sorry about that
the wife wouldnt be happy - shame, could do with some girl not gagging on my cock for a change.
(, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 14:32, closed)
Harsh, very very harsh...
I remember when you were such a tease.

Now you're just taunting us.
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:44, closed)
Whoa there!
That was slipped in rather early, on a school night too...

I obviously intended my user name would fit the bill for this one!
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 18:01, closed)

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