Here are your mushrooms sir....
A few years ago, a friend and I were waiting at the train station for an impromptu night out in Lincoln - we had our party prescriptions and were ready to go, only thing to do now was make an extended magical cigarette on the train platform, smoke it and wait for the train.
Our actions didn't go un-noticed by one of the employees of the train station though - he queried our actions and we replied in the negative (a bold faced lie).
Next thing we know, two British Transport Police officers were at our side, also querying our actions - I had the offending article in my hand at the time, and with slyness that would put Fantastic Mr. Fox to shame, I hid it under the bench - right under their noses.

My friend got searched, and they found some little fellows and a brown lump of something suspicious that weighed approximately half an ounce in his wallet.

They proceeded to search me, and all they found on my person was a paper bag containing 20 english pounds-worth of psychedelic tropical mushrooms.
At the time, you could buy these over the counter in head shops around the country, and the officer had to give me them back, with them being as legal as a loaf of bread.

My friend wasn't so lucky, however - he was taken to the local station and cautioned - they released him the same night, I huddled over in the bench, retrieved my smoke and waited for him to get back -
Did we learn our lesson? Did we hull - we went back out for a repeat prescription and off to Lincoln we went, and had a bloody good night.
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:10, 4 replies)

massive drugs
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:22, closed)

massive drugs, yes
but public fucking transport...
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:39, closed)

You, Sir, are worse than Hitler!
All druggies are paedophiles and terrorists and you should all be jailed for life!
What if a child had found that jointed cigarette? Eh? What then Mr Cracked Cocaine pusher?!?!
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:32, closed)

There was no way I was leaving that station without it, no way whatsoever.
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:51, closed)