I robbed a bank once
One of the pens had a broken chain. I took it.

Take that HSBC, you useless cunts.
( Queen of Cheesecake, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:52, 6 replies)

I fucking hate HSBC
take MORE of their stuff, with the amount of money they've fined me over the years they can more than afford it. And the attached chain too. Cunts.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 7:59, closed)

Technically, that's a theft
In order to commit a robbery, someone has to put in fear in order to carry out a theft.

Pedantic bastard, me.
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 8:28, closed)

That's great
But what are you going to do with a broken chain?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:49, closed)

Use it to hang modifiers?
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:19, closed)

That's nothing,
I fill my pockets every time I go into Barclays.
Stupid fuckers just leave boxes of 'em all over the place!
Reminds me, must nip down there first thing in the afternoon and stock up...
(Hairy Bob, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 22:55, closed)

I grab all the Barclays pens...
I USED to swap them with Argos pens (thanks to scaryduck for THAT idea...) until a friend who works in Argos twigged and escorts me around if I go in there now.

Now I just take them to work - free pens! now that's sticking it to the man...
( snee held his breath since, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:37, closed)